michaeljr915 (michaeljr915) wrote,

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Saturday Sighs

Mom yells up the stairs at noon, saying, 'Mike, time for your shower.'

Shower?! I don't need no stinking shower! "For what?"

'What did I tell you yesterday?'

"Give me money so I can go shopping?"

'No! You're coming with me shopping! Now get your ass down here and shower!'


I love it when she spontaneously changes prior conversations.
75% of the time, I hate when I go shopping with her. She always wants to go to nine different places for ten different items, when two stops would suffice. So what if we save 30 cents on a pound of margarine? We just spent three dollars in gas to get here.
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