1) Men are always wrong.
2) Men never pay attention/don't listen.
3) Men aren't sensitive.
One of the ladies in my department lives with (in a supposedly non-relationship way, although I have my suspicions) one of the guys in the department.
Her birthday was Monday.
He didn't know.
He kept saying it was her fault he didn't know... and they've been living together for over 6 months.