Shower?! I don't need no stinking shower! "For what?"
'What did I tell you yesterday?'
"Give me money so I can go shopping?"
'No! You're coming with me shopping! Now get your ass down here and shower!'
I love it when she spontaneously changes prior conversations.
75% of the time, I hate when I go shopping with her. She always wants to go to nine different places for ten different items, when two stops would suffice. So what if we save 30 cents on a pound of margarine? We just spent three dollars in gas to get here.